Jen

She walked in through the out door.

You know how you witness an event and then it reminds you of a song and then you have that tune in your head all day? Well, someone was trying to leave through the same exit that someone was coming in through this morning on the L. I then thought of this phrase and I have been singing Raspberry Beret, by Prince, all day.

Listen to this load of crock. Ok, so Bill calls me from Philly and asks me about the web van bill. Then he says, ”Do you realize that Assistants day was on Wednesday?” Ummm…. Hello McFly. “Well, I’ve been so persistent about finding out how much the bill cost because I wanted to give you that for Assistants Day.” Why would I want food for assistant’s day? I wanted a surprise or something, not Bill picking up the bill (tee hee.)

It reminds me of the time when I lived in England, and my mom called me to tell me that all this crap was going wrong with my car. She had to take $600. out of my savings to pay for it. When I get home in July, she tells me “Well, your birthday is around the corner, so I only took out $500. instead of 6 for the car. Consider it part of your birthday present.” I was thinking- take the hundred back and buy me a gift. I didn’t want a new alternator for my birthday. What kind of present is that? So, this is the same basic scenario, different items involved.