Jen

This morning I “discovered endless family fun” at Nabisco while I was eating yummy Nilla wafers. I suggest you do as well.

Last night, Ashtanga yoga kicked my ass as always. I felt like I was beaten with a club after Becky and I left class. But later, I felt super relaxed and today, so great. As I was leaving for work this morning, I noticed that we got the downstairs neighbor’s TIME. Crazy Mary mentioned that Christy Turlington (who I could give two shits about) was on the cover practicing the Rooster Pose. So, when I saw it, I grabbed it and read it on the L this morning. The article is actually really good. I have really been into Yoga again (Beck and I had a two month break from it at one point. . .) since I started reading the Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac (Bora, I know you are proud!) But, I’ll talk about that comparison later. Anyway, Beck – I’ll save it for you if you want to read the article. Steven Piper, you will never see your TIME. Ha. Ha, ha. HA HA HA!

So where is the rest of my fellow bloggers? What are you two doing this morning? (Nudge, wink, nudge, wink) The last I saw of you guys was after you dropped me off at mine after yoga. Hmmmm….

Bill has been a complete pest this morning. Every time I go to type something in the blog, he asks me what I am doing. God, ease up, buddy. It’s not like I’m plotting to run away with your millions of dollars, even though I could do it if I wanted to…. I do handle the accounts here. Hmmmm…. Anyone want to run away to Mexico?

Pat is home unexpectedly for the week. The assholes at Haymarket Riot (even though I’m sure he wouldn’t want me to call them that) said they didn’t want him to go on tour. He was doing them a favor! He was documenting their Fugazi-rip-off music for free. Who else would want to do that? If you haven’t guessed, I’m not a big fan of Haymarket assholes, but I LOVE Fugazi.

Ok, looks like I’m doing the veggie delight, Subway style for lunch with Nathan. I better see some blogs when I get back.