Why do we have to work when it is so nice outside?

I wouldn't have even known about the beauty that is today cause I am stuck in the grey walls of cubicleland, but I had to make a run to Walgreens for the aloe cooling gel. ohhhhh, and cooling it was! But these kinds of days always makes me a little depressed that I should do something else with my life. But then again, the world needs plastic bags and therefore the world needs me. right?

That kinda sounds like an "oscar winning moment"-I saw some of these in a sketch on saturday night.