Hey all - just checking in with something gross I witnessed on the Milwaukee bus earlier this evening. An older gentleman who was obviously in training for the Combover Olympics busted out several sheets of toilet paper and proceeded to vigorously rub the seat surface in an effort to evenly distribute the butt germs of the previous passenger. I imagine he was actually trying to "clean" the seat, but let's be honest - one ply is no match for years of CTA filth. It doesn't end there, folks! He then stretched the portion of toilet paper out and cringed before giving a final nod of approval (the same reaction Cuba Gooding Jr. had at the premiere of "Daddy Day Camp"). At this point I imagined it couldn't get any better, but boy was I wrong! He then folded the toilet paper down the middle so that the filth was on both sides and...wait for it...BLEW HIS NOSE WITH THE TOILET PAPER.