i'm not currently downloading porn, thank you very much. i just got back from a long, boring and pintless meeting. i meant to type pointless, but pintless is apropo (or however you spell that) as well since there was no beer. i'm currently debating whether to work or to do tons of pointless research on my next fantasy baseball pick. i hope to finish above last this year. that would make it the first time in the 8 baseball/football/basketball leagues i've participated in that i haven't hung out at the bottom. that would be cool. but with my complete lack of relief pitching it doesn't look so good. the trumpet player from my old band, the small mediums at large for those of you who don't remember, emailed me and asked me to take down this bio. It seems he's a teacher now and his students found it. the only problem is i don't have access to the page anymore so i can't take it down. that's what he gets for writing smut. i only read it. not really. i better work before i get fired. rock.