total destruction

i just had my 90 day review. i still have a job, so that's good. my favorite quote:

"this review is for us, not for you. we wanted to see what you thought of the job we did in training you."

what the [swear word deleted] does that mean? i'm still working here, aren't i? i wanted to be reviewed. i wanted to know if they thought i looked at the internet too much, or talked on the phone too much, or did my nails too much, or talked about cute boys too much.

wait a minute, is this a job or a 7th grade sleepover?

i asked for more work. it's kind of a suck up move, but i'm getting bored here. i have to be here 8 hours a day. i have approximately 1 and a half hours of work to do each day. that leaves 6 and a half hours for looking at the internet and going to the bathroom. i never thought i'd say this,

that's too much free time

i'm bored of the internet. i love my blogs, but they can only update so often. i fear the day that hey mercedes goes on tour and i lose the hourly updates. i need school to get back in, so zach can hit me with some crazy mad posts during the day. and i need a new crisis to break out so cnn (my favorite blog) can have up to the minute updates.

i need something to do!!

becky is currently baking. for money. they are paying her to bake and eat cookies. if you think this is unfair, i agree.