Friday, March 23, 2001

greg r 11-04-1978:

does anyone know how sad it is when the highlight of your day was rearranging your cube? does anyone know how sad it is that i have a cube? i always imagined myself a little more successful than this. but i guess that's what grad school is for. i hope. or it's gonna be a long life.

a comment on the rules above. i consider those the rules for partying like a frat boy. except that the kissing in the stairs should be rephrased to kissing against any flat surface (including the floor and tables). i have had the misfortune to attend a few frat parties in my life at the university of illinois (run away! run away!) and all of the above mentioned conditions were met.

partying like a rock star, however, involves only one thing - alcohol. the alcohol can be either hard liquor, beer, wine or malt liquor. it should be drank fast and often, possibly injected through the veins. for examples, please reference motley crue, poison, etc. this is the activity i will hopefully be engaged in this weekend. although i doubt i'll carouse with as many women as the crue does. and i don't think shorty would like it if i did.

time to push off the rest of the day with a little wolfie.