Friday, August 10, 2001

whiskey bad, sleep good. no wait . . . whiskey good.

i stayed up way to late last night drinking a bottle of bushmill's irish whiskey with a friend. by the time i quit i was hammered. and now i'm tired.

i finished fixing my buddy's car, so it's all rock and roll. i tested it out and everything seems to be just fine. at least i didn't die.

okay this is stolen from driving at midnight, but it is so hilarious. follow these steps. they are quite simple and quick. plus it's a 1-800 number so you won't get in trouble at work. and i swear i'm not trying to trick you into calling phone sex or anything.

1. Call Deutsche Bank / National Discount Brokers
at 1-800-888-3999.


2. Listen to ALL of the options (it only takes a
moment).


3. After hearing the 7th option, press 7 and
listen.

that is so funny. i think i'm going to call it again right now.

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