Mike

It comes in waves

The following conversation happened at approximately 9:15 this morning:
Me: (after knocking on door of boss): "I don't feel that this job is right for me, so I quit."

Boss: (with puzzled look): "OK...but we need something in writing." (boss hands me piece of paper)

Me: *I scribble "I quit, effective now" followed by my signature and hand it back*

Boss: "OK, now I just need to escort you out of the building!"

Accepting this new job was one of the worst choices I've ever made. I didn't feel confident about the position when I accepted it, so I should have just stayed put until something better came along. I can probably go back to my previous job, but that would just be too weird. All I ask for in life is a position in Chicago that doesn't involve me getting yelled at by random people over the phone.

Moral of the story: SEND GREG AND I MONEY.