my other ride is your mom

St. Louis was a great time and the wheel did not fall off my friend's car as we drove it down there. I even made up a great new game. Here's the rules.

We played this game with a cell phone, but you can use your regular phone. The key is to think up 1-800 numbers that might be phone sex numbers and then call them and see if you're right. for instance, 1-800-TITSASS (1-800-848-7277) is a phone sex number. however, 1-800-TEENS69 (1-800-833-6169) is not. Go on, play, and let me know if you come up with any good ones. Feel free to throw 1-888 in there too, but not 1-900 unless you want to pay $2.99 a minute.

More on the journey later, but for now it's time to read the tribune.