I won't get into a rant about the oscars and how silly they are (or how horrible gwyneth paltrow looked in that dress), but this was amusing from Salon as a comment about how movie stars like to pretend how they are "just regular people"

"Yeah, they're regular all right, those famous multimillionaires who never go to the post office or the DMV or sort receipts for taxes or fly coach or pay to see movies or get older or worry about the rent or medical insurance or college tuitions. They're just like you and me, only with fucking everything, and they don't want us around while they're having it, but we're allowed to watch them have it, once a year, on TV. So we'd better enjoy it. Or they'll sic Tom Cruise on us again, and, God, we don't want that."