are you ready for some football!?!?!!

i like monday night football. i also like having everyone over for monday night football. i feel like i'm one of those overweight guys on some sitcom on tv, drinking a beer so that the label is turned away from the camera so no one knows what i'm having. good time.

saturday was the bachelor party of one of my band's guitarists. bachelor parties are always fun and funny, but my favorite part of this one must have been when i was having a long conversation with the completely naked stripper about the new jerry seinfeld documentary, until we were interrupted by some guy wanting to lick whip cream off her boobies for $20. ahh strippers. so bizarre.