Mike:

Fun sight of the weekend:
- drunk Cubs fan passed out in the grass near the corner of Racine and Diversey at 3 in the morning

Terrible joke of the week, overheard at Jewel:
Girl (to friend she ran into): "Hey! How was that party last weekend?"
Guy: "It was great, except the next day I woke up with a nail in my head. There was a nail, IN MY HEAD!"
Girl (with a concerned look): "Wha...how did that happen?"
Guy: "It's because I got totally hammered!"

The response from the girl after that comment was priceless - quite possibly the best fake smile/laugh combo I have ever seen.