Jen

How hot is it outside?

Today I have to do some out of work training down the street from us. Blah. I have to learn this new program that helps us get information on people. Yes, once again, vague. Still, I am excused for about an hour and a half today plus traveling time. I still think this is really stupid for me to go, because I won’t be here forever. When I tell Bill this, he says, “You want to be a photo teacher, right? Well, go and learn this and come back and teach us!” He thinks this is a good answer. I think this is a waste of my time, and theirs. Oh well.

Tim saw Sting yesterday at some restaurant. Barb and I think that an even bigger coincidence happened last night. We left work at different times last night, and yet, when the L stopped at Belmont, there we were, in the same car. Now tell me how strange that is.

Here is a good story involving porn. Ok, last week I had these virus thingys e-mailed to me and basically, the rest of the office. Since Bill doesn’t know anything about computers, he opened it. The virus turned out to be a porn virus of sorts; whenever he tired to shut down a program, a picture of a large breasted, naked woman would appear on his computer screen. Well, while this was going on, a guest stopped by and began to tell Bill about his sister that had just passed away and how she was in heaven, blah, blah, and Bill goes to shut down the program he is in and the big breasted lady pops up on the screen. The guest, who’s boss is a Jewish Carpenter* can only say, “that is disgusting.” Bill has to talk his way out of it for the next ten minutes. The good thing is, Bill has a sense of humor. So, we all got a good laugh out of that one. Oh, porn!

Ok, I want someone to e-mail me. I didn’t get any new e-mail today and I want to read something. So, if you want to tell me about your pet hamster, write me. Even if you just want to say, “hello, I read your lovely blog,” feel free.


*Three best Jesus related bumper stickers ever:

3. Anything that has “WWJD” on it.
2. “Coming soon . . . Jesus Christ.”
1. “My boss is a Jewish Carpenter.”

They make me giggle like a schoolgirl.