Jen

My throat still hurts so I have decided to go get ice cream from Dunkin’ Donuts/Baskin Robbins. Now, I know I write a lot about eating ice cream, so if you haven’t seen me before you might think I weigh close to 300 pounds. I will testify and say that I am a mere 289 pounds, so do not worry about my health. Also, even though this sounds like a haven for large people and a disgusting combination of food stores, I will testify and say yes, larger, or “horizontally challenged” people do hang out here and no, it is not as disgusting as one may think. Let’s say you want a doughnut. Then have a doughnut! Ice Cream? Then have ice cream! What about both? Then have both! It’s that easy!