You're not alone:
I have arrived to provide you fine readers with zany work anecdotes and healthy doses of random 80s TV trivia. Becky, you don't know me, but I know Jen, Greg, and Brian. I met them at a Halloween party last year and, strangely enough, that was also the last time I saw them. Hopefully there will be additional gatherings in the near future.

Can anyone translate this opening line from a work email I got today? I have no idea what this person was trying to say:
Since we often tend to hear the bad news loader, here is some GOOD NEWS!.....

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